Monday, July 29, 2013

A brief introduction

Hello there. My name isn’t really Cornelius, but it might as well be.

At the age of 26, I have graduated from college, only to find myself unable to find a job while my useless peers managed to find one within days. And now, I’m back at my parent’s house until I find a real job again, and I decided to pass the time by creating a blog where I can share in my neet-ness with other people. And make money by being a neet. We’ll get into that later.

For now, I just wanted to introduce myself. In my spare time, I like to play video games (obviously), play the ukulele (not so obviously), and lift weights (definitely not obviously). I am incredibly depressed and have a distinct lack of self-confidence while sounding wholeheartedly in-genuine to anyone who talks to me. When I lift weights, I read a book and don’t talk to anyone. When I play ukulele, I only play it if I need money. My life basically has revolved around being a leech for as long as I can remember, and it’s not been good for my ego.

So this blog will delve into a few things: how to be neet with or without the help of the government, the best tools for neethood, how to make money while still being neet, and other stuff like that. I don’t know if anyone will ever read it, but if you do, thanks for making me money.

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